Random Definitions
faith
1. The unequivocal knowledge, requiring neither evidence nor logic, that you are right and working as God's instrument while all others holding different views are wrong and against God's Plan. |
social security
1. A government welfare program that has successfully paid modest retirement benefits for millions of elderly Americans for over seventy years, which has allowed them to retire with dignity and prevent them from being afflicted with abject poverty when they become unable to work. However, since its inception, Wall Street brokerage firms have been unjustly denied the opportunity to make billions off of this program. Therefore, social security is in crisis and must be immediately privatized, even if this results in reduced benefits for senior citizens and trillions of dollars of government debt incurred by the cost of transitioning to private accounts.
See also: social security privatization |
unbiased
1. The professional fairness of a journalist to disseminate statements made by the Bush Administration to the public without contaminating them with differing opinions, context, or reality checks.
See also: bias |
free trade
1. The agenda of encouraging nations to remove business-related obstacles to foreign corporations such as tariffs, and remove government assistance to domestic corporations such as tax subsidies, in order to create a level playing on which the world's corporations may compete.*
*In the case such conditions negatively affect U.S. corporations, free trade is the agenda of encouraging the U.S. government to erect business-related obstacles to foreign corporations such as tariffs, and provide government assistance to domestic corporations such as tax subsidies, in order to create a level playing on which the world's corporations may compete.
2. The economic agenda of wealthy corporations to outsource manufacturing operations to nations with the cheapest labor and weakest environmental and labor laws, thereby encouraging all other nations to remove their own environmental and labor protections as necessary in order to make themselves more attractive to corporate investors and hence, spread the prosperity of Western-style capitalism around the world. |
Constitution, The
1. The founding document of our nation, the specific contents of which are unimportant, wherein the Founding Fathers declared their purpose to establish a Christian nation, facilitate corporate profit, further increase the wealth of the super-rich, and reach out to other nations with diplomacy and military force to achieve the same promise for the entire world. |
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