Random Definitions
Democrat
1. A politician, frequently a Liberal, who seeks to further his or her political career by complaining about such harmless issues as poverty, environmental destruction, job loss, education, and healthcare, while failing to address the primary concerns of Americans everywhere that they could be killed any second by a terrorist, or even worse, that two men somewhere may want to get married. |
Rumsfeld, Donald
1. Secretary of Defense for President George W. Bush, Rumsfeld is best known for his revolutionary initiative to transform the U.S. military into a lighter, faster fighting force unhindered by protective equipment and body armor. Also notable is his courage to promote torture in interrogations, and his unquestionable support of our troops. So heartfelt is Rumsfeld's dedication to our soldiers that he had a special machine employed to replicate his signature on letters informing military families of their loved one's death, in order to prevent his tears from causing the ink to run.
Suggested article: Donald Rumsfeld, the United States, and Iraq |
Ku Klux Klan (or KKK)
1. A white supremacist organization made up of Southern Democrats formed after the Emancipation Proclamation as a means to subjugate former slaves, and later black Republicans. |
Geneva Conventions
1. The four conventions of 1949, and associated conventions and protocols that have been held since 1864, signed by nearly 200 nations including the United States, which set limitations on the actions of warring parties concerning matters such as the targeting of hospitals and civilian populations, the treatment of prisoners, and the destruction of civilian communities. These quaint rules were drafted and agreed upon in a simpler time by well-meaning diplomats who surely would have granted special exemption to the United States, and especially President George W. Bush, for any actions associated with the War on Terror. |
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